Truck Driving Monster, Mikkel Steen/Michael Hansen
Vocals, rhythm guitar: Mikkel Steen
Lead guitar: Michael Hansen
Bass: Morten Hansen
Drums: Morten Kühlmann
Recorded in the Ole Steen Studio, February 1990
2nd song on appearing on The Hue I, length 3:39 minutes
2nd song appearing on Revolution In Your Balls, disc one

This was the first song written by The Hue. A song that was to contain many of the typical ingredients of a Hue-track, including satiric lyrics and a long guitar-solo. The lyrics were probably inspired by the Jimi Hendrix track Crosstown Traffic, portraying a madman driver. It was also just around this time Michael, who was behind this song for the most part, lost his driving license in an alcohol-related incident – there might or might not have been connections there.

The chord structures are very simple, and it is not hard to see that this was one of the guys first attempts at making their own material, after having rehearsed cover-songs and obscure, overextended blues-jams at their first practice-sessions.

Michael: I remember writing this song in front of the telly, I thought it was great! Now I know it was a piece of crap, but we had to start somewhere… and it didn’t take long before the guys wrote Granny With The Gun – which turned out to be equally obscure… but we loved it!

Mikkel: I remember what a hard time I had double-tracking the vocals in the chorus. Despite trying very hard, it still turned out to be a lousy piece of singing - eventhough it wasn't out of tune! That more or less goes for all the songs on this tape...

Truck Driving Monster, lyrics:

I see you on the streets, I don’t like the way you walk
I’ll make you lie down, under my truck

I’ll start it up, I’ll do the job, I’ll hit you with my truck
I’m The truck driving monster and I don’t give a...

When you hear that noise, when you smell that smell
The next place you’ll see, is heaven or hell

I’ll start it up, I’ll do the job...

I’ll start it up, I’ll do the job...

If I don’t get you at first, if I have a bad day
You’ll, be in for the worst, when I get you in reverse

I’ll start it up, I’ll do the job, I’ll hit you with my truck
I’m The truck driving monster and I don’t give a fuck